"Blogging all day…" story of my life
*harry styles voice*
story of my life
i blog all night
my laptop keeps me warm by daaaaaaay and niiiiight
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
This is how I imagine Leonardo’s acceptance speech, when he finally wins an oscar
How to stop watching football: You don’t. You keep watching until it makes you want to jump off a cliff.
and then you watch some more
THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.